With recent headlines regarding monkeys from a lab in South Carolina staging a DARING escape, we at retromyrtlebeachguy.com are forced to ask the question, was the timing of this breakout... planned?
Is it possible these primates coordinated their efforts to time their escape JUST as the Christmas season is gearing up in Myrtle Beach? While any animal might pine for freedom from a cage, is it mere coincidence that this MASSIVE breakout was so conveniently timed?
Keep vigilant citizens, when you are at the Broadway at the Beach Tree lighting ceremony November 16th at 6p, that small hairy child next to you may be no child at all! While authorities claim this was a 'random' escape, it seems only TOO convenient that the Winter Wonderland at the Beach beginning November 29th is already being set up as these escapees run wild!
How will you know if the big eared 'elf' next to Santa isn't just a monkey in a costume? Until the details of their escape are made known, we are left to only wonder, is THIS the first step to Planet of the Apes? First they come for Christmas, then THE WORLD?
Don't let these concerns drive YOU bananas, stay tuned to retromyrtlebeachguy.com for more updates!
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