(Literature) - Do you remember the cheap thrills dimestore horror novellas used to provide? These ridiculously titled far out premises would baffle the observer and entice them to look within! Abducted by aliens? Haunted by a former love? Accidentally marry a legendary cryptid? it seemed anything was possible. Like a horror version of penthouse letters these tales were too ridiculous to ever believe, yet their authors begged you to believe them for your own safety!
Well, the creators of Retro Myrtle Beach Guy Speinsted and Ederpt tapped their publisher and had them team up with Retro Myrtle Beach Guy to breathe life back into the retro dimestore novella genre once more! With each story based on or in Myrtle Beach, readers will be tickled to see locations, local institutions, and distinctive Myrtle Beach references peppered throughout these sordid tales and even based on local spots! One title, 'Mayan King of Myrtle Beach' poses the question, what if the skeleton housed in the entrance of the south end's Cancun Lagoon Mini Golf was a real Mayan king? What if he came to life and terrorized the city? Or what if you were a vampire who could shred major waves but had no way of proving it in any daytime surfing competitions? Like in 'The Count of Myrtle Beach'!
These novellas are easily digestible, fun little nuggets you can read on the beach, on the bus, or just to get in the Halloween season at home! With all the retro charm of the originals, these wacky stories do all they can to take themselves too seriously, entrapping the reader in the world of the absurd through their dramatic descriptions and epic twists and turns, Turn YOUR brain off for an hour or so with these ridiculous tomes on Amazon or on the links below!
New books will be released all the time so stay tuned to Retro Myrtle Beach Guy and retromyrtlebeachguy.com for updates!
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I particularly enjoyed the surfing one! 🩸 🧛🏻♂️ 🏄🏻♂️
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A great read for any full mooooooooooooon!