(MYRTLE BEACH) - Hordes of the undead were spotted in the boardwalk section of downtown Myrtle Beach this past weekend. And, despite the significant safety concerns people were seen bringing their children to presumably be fed upon by these ghastly ghouls!
No word on whether a tactical nuclear strike was considered by the state or federal government to contain the outbreak, however it appeared that by 9p the threat had subsided, then as if by voodoo magic, they reappeared the following night in the EXACT same location!
intrepid reporter Retro Myrtle Beach Guy was on the scene to get to the bottom of these grave dwelling apparitions' plans, and he reported back to SETV and retromyrtlebeachguy.com with the following horrifying details. The zombies, he claimed would 'return every weekend for the whole month of October'. Just how this information was secured cannot be divulged so as to protect his sources, however, this particular source has yet to disappoint.
We reached out to the national security apparatus nearest by that would handle such undertakings, however suspiciously,the Admiral of the US Navy did not return our email by the time of the publishing of this article.
Could it be that even our sailors are acting under the orders of ZOMBIE GHOULS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE?!
check out this video evidence captured by our brave correspondent in the field, and stay tuned to retromyrtlebeachguy.com for all other SETV Emergency Preparedness Alerts and spooooooky seasonal info!
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