(MYRTLE BEACH) - Rumors abound about the recent goings on within the walls of the local shrine. Sources close to the Shrine (definitely NOT Bill's first cousin Darryl. NOT Darryl!) tells retromyrtlebeachguy.com that the appearance of a giant yellow duck in downtown Myrtle Beach ahead of the Sun Fun Parade is being perceived as a harbinger of things to come.
ALLEGEDLY Brothers at the shrine were alerted by the shrine archivist that a prophecy foretold the appearance of a giant yellow duck ahead of a Spring Ceremonial which would certainly mean that EVENTS were to unfold! What events? As with most prophecy definitive meaning is elusive, but the brothers assembled were sure SOMETHING was going to happen as a result of this omen.
'All this, AND a new pope?! Leo the XIV?!!?!, I think we ALL know what THAT means' one brother in attendance was alleged to have said. Others nodded knowingly while an ancient parchment was revealed showing the prophecy mentioned. While some were heard to have shuddered at the appearance of the ancient document, Brother Gene was overheard saying it was the warranty to a toy he had bought on holiday and had misplaced.
Darryl also told us... dang it, our source also tells us that Brother Clovis the archivist has a habit of getting a little confused lately and maybe this is just another one of his 'episodes' but can we REALLY chock all this up to confusion, and a misplaced warranty?
The elders of the OMAR Shrine have been contacted but our email was only responded to by carrier pigeon who brought me a stone and three holly berries (whatever that means).
One thing is for certain however, there WILL be happenings as the Giant Rubber Duck will be parked all weeked downtown on 8th ave at the site of the old Pavilion and is due to depart the week of Sun Fun Fest! Where you can ALSO catch the OMAR Shrine for their annual Spring Ceremonial and appearance at the Sun Fun Parade Saturday morning at 10a on Ocean Boulevard by Plyler Plaza!
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